Back To School: The Hubba Hubba Edition
Since I just wrote about real life schools as well as RPG schools in Second Life I thought it was only fair to give equal press to the sex schools.
Yes. I said “Sex Schools”.
This was a big “to-do” for me because I had to put my martini swilling big avatar chick on, throw on a pair of heels, virtually do my hair. Just so that you perverts could find places to have sex on desks & in cafeterias. I don’t do virtual sex but I know that many of you are into it. And a handful (hehe handful) of you dig the sex places in Second Life. Visiting so you know the “cool” places to go baby. You can never say I don’t suffer in the name of art.
Oh..I suffer….
Undercover Tipsy Is Undercover.
I want to start by pointing out that I am only adult places where you can “walk right in” without doing a screening process. Many well build “Sex Schools” ask you to become a member of their group, as well as fill out an application, to be able to enter their campus. They take their role-playing of a dirty school very seriously. If you are looking for more of a no-nonsense RPG atmosphere as opposed to the “Hey baby let’s fuck” then follow me to your SL homework.
I said homework.
Instead of just handing you a bunch of SLurls & saying “Have fun!” I am going to make you think. Get onto Second Life & use the keyword “School”. Make sure that you have your search so that you will get adult places. There are SO MANY that are just walk-in & enjoy that you will have no issue finding one. Make sure they aren’t ones that are trying to teach you how to be a slave or whatever. We are looking for ones that try to throw in role-playing sex in a school setting.
Now I will share with you a few observations that I have run into while visiting an insane amount of sex schools this week. After I go through my list I will be giving you a bit of Second Life Sex School Homework. There might even be a test.
A few things I have run into:
1. I saw a wooden barrel in a gymnasium. Why would you have a barrel in the middle of the floor, that just happens to have sex poses in it, in a gymnasium? Is it a sex rodeo prop? Will a circus clown & bull show up if I just wait around for a few?
2. Do we really need so many real life porn pictures covering the walls? Personally I think that less porn pictures being used as posters in an adult school would be nice. Maybe it’s just me but I wouldn’t mind seeing something that at least semi-pertains to a college/university/sex prison school. How about a few “sex ed” posters instead of so many “I’m so happy to suck your dick” pictures?
3. In a way the sex school feel is kinda fucking creepy. University or college I can deal with. Using the words “High School” when building something like that then throwing words like “Whore” in the mix is fucking creepy.
4. I would like to point out that schools are now built with sheet rock & not communist cinder blocks.
5. Do I REALLY need to buy a dildo in your hallway between classes? How about that thong with cum stains in the vendor by the door? I can understand that not everyone cums (hehe) prepared to these places but the least you can do is put them all in a room or something.
6. I had a friend who one had sex with an ice cream man to get free ice cream for an entire Summer. Weird I know but I have never seen a hooker standing next to one of my college classes asking me if I wanted a good time. Where am I going with this? I’m not exactly sure but I do hope the ice cream was worth it.
(6A. I have seen a hookers outside of bars & on street corners. Not next to a classroom door.)
7. Oh I “Get It”. You’re wearing a plaid skirt & knee highs. So is every real life stripper trying to pay her rent.
Your homework for this week is to see what you find when trolling the hallways of virtual sex schools? Do you find ones that aren’t too shabby? Are the ones you see as bad? Can you identify any of the things I’ve found at any of the places you have found?
Please leave your homework in the comments below. You will be graded. And if you piss this teacher off may hell fall upon thee in great waves of hurt & shit.
Good Luck!
“Tipsy” Cerulean
Oh wait..I’m not done yet. I have EXTRA CREDIT for you this week. If you were to build your own virtual sex school how would you design it? What would you add? What would you take away?
My example:
If I was to build a sex college, which will not be happening, I would have a realistic build that was nicely put together for a campus feel. Decor that makes sense to the college learning so it gives you a feel for its purpose. Even hold “classes” to make the role-playing experience work. As for the sex I would try to make it as sneaky as possible. Give you the feeling that you are getting away with something naughty as well as the thrill of getting caught. I would make mine strict role-playing with a group where people would be able to get a title depending on what they wanted to be at the school. I would have an application process & make it open to the group only to keep the pervy stalker trolls out. As for the shopping I would leave it out completely. Sometimes sexy isn’t so blatant.
Mine would also not be so fucking creepy.
Hats, Sushi, & A Doggy Bag
I split a lot of my time between being a big bad ass martini swilling biggie & an awesome bulldog tiny who also happens to have a little martini. While I was searching for a spiffy hat to wear on my tiny I got the idea to search out various sushi restaurants on Second Life.
Sushi?
Well…yes…sushi. I happened upon a funky sushi hat that actually was for something involving 7 Seas Fishing. I just bought it on the marketplace for the low price of 65L. It can be worn by regular sized avies as well as fitting perfectly on my dog head.
Sushi Hat!
Since I have a spiffy new hat & a love for virtual restaurant role play I thought it would be fun to take my hat out into the virtual world to bring you three nice sushi joints to check out.
Strangely enough there are tables & chairs yet I couldn’t find any sushi that you can actually “eat”. Despite this it’s still worth a look due to its simple cafeteria style & conveyor belt sushi.
Quick Fact: The conveyor belt sushi or also called “Sushi-go-round” actually does exist. Curious? Then check it out HERE.
The Sushi On The Belt Goes ‘Round & ‘Round….
I recommend this small little sushi-go-round joint as it is perfect to marvel at the moving sushi while having a good conversation with friends. (Although having prim food that looks like you were eating might actually help a little bit.)
2. The Tree House Theater: Cafe & Sushi Bar (G)
I am in a sushi bar….in a tree. Must admit that it’s both unusual & awesome all at the same time. This sushi restaurant has sushi that you can “eat” which, personally, is a big part of the whole “let’s go out to eat” virtual experience.
Treehouse Sushi!
Be sure to grab the notecard that is offered when you first teleport in as it has information movie theater information if you need help figuring out how to make the movies play. Besides the movie theater there is also live music (check their board for times) as well as various places to sit & chill out.
3. Bamboo Garden Japanese Restaurant – SS Galaxy (M)
I cannot mention sushi restaurants without mentioning the one on the SS Galaxy. I think it could quite possibly be the first sushi joint I ever went to in Second Life. Although it really hasn’t changed in years it still offers sushi to “eat” as well as a great food presentation & atmosphere. There is sushi for sale here if you feel the need to take some home with you to snack on later.
Thumbs Up For Presentation!
SS Galaxy, in whole, has always been a great place to visit. While it has an outdated feel in some areas & likes to lag me at times there are still areas that are worth a visit. The Japanese restaurant is just one of them.
Have fun exploring these three areas & remember that you can use them to impress your friends and/or date with an unusual place to visit. That is the whole fun of Second Life!
“Tipsy” Cerulean
Retro Time Warp
A long while back there use to be a Church Of Elvis on Second Life. Services were held in a fast food restaurant resembling something that involved cheeseburgers & golden arches. I never attended a service in the almighty Church Of Elvis although a few of us had visited many times. Not because of some weird religious fever. It was more on the lines of just because the shit made us laugh.
I was recently thinking about Elvis when I was using the awesome powers of the Second Life search. OK. Actually there was nothing awesome about it. I just typed in the word “Elvis” & happened upon a new 1950s sim. TimeLine Back To The 50s, 60s, Music & Fun (M) is a newer retro sim that seems to currently have their act together. Nothing about the place screams “Shop you zombies!” & when I did turn on the music stream it was 50s/60s music (My second time around they had an actually singer singing retro music live. Love it!) . Two simple things that actually impressed me during my visit.
Ya’ll Wanna Go Bowling?
Let’s get into the nitty-gritty of the place. TimeLine is set up in a sort of small 50s/60s town layout. You have your small town business area as well as your residential homes. I did take a quick moment to walk through the residential area & found that most of the homes (almost all of them while I was there) are still for rent. There are two wonderfully retro looking trailers for rent that aren’t too expensive if you just want something small, a few prims, & a retro feel. The homes, personally, I felt were a bit on the high side when it came to price but a few things occurred to me while looking at them. Sometimes you need to make a tad bit of money, especially when you try to stay away from malls, to keep your place open. They are family homes with many bedrooms so having a roommate/family help pay the cost would help. You are paying for the retro feel & the opportunity to live in a town where you could play out a 50s/60s television family if that was what you were looking for. If that is what you are looking for then be sure to check them out.
If you’re looking for a retro aunt with a drinking problem to visit on occasion then I’m your gal.
I do see a lot of potential for some really good retro feeling family role play within this place. The bowling alley & roller skating rink make a great place to hang out on a Friday night with the family. A hair salon where you could catch up on the latest gossip while getting your hair done. Making a date with the pretty gal in the poodle skirt for a movie at the drive in followed by a milkshake (or beer) while you shoot a bit of pool. If you are into the whole family RP then the carnival would be a great opportunity as well as the small candy store for when they finish their homework or clean their room. Or maybe your car needs a tune up. You could always go take it to the garage as you catch up on the latest manly man news.
Oh Honey! You Would Not BELIEVE What Madge Did!
There is a AKK barn set up with horses as well as a riding ring & jumps located around the area. That felt a little out-of-place to me. I know a lot of people really get into the whole riding thing but it’s not something I’m remotely interested in. It also feels like there may be more going up in the near future. That is not a bad thing in any way. Being newer you know that they are probably still in the middle of getting everything situated.
The possibilities within this sim are endless. I really feel that all it needs are some dedicated role players who are into retro television shows & stereotyping the 50s & 60s. To me, personally, I think it would be kinda fun to get a group of people together to recreate a unique Second Life fantasy that doesn’t involve the apocalypse or the undead.
“Tipsy” Cerulean
Virtual Hiking Is DANGEROUS!
It’s a prim jungle some days in our virtual world. You could get hit by a virtual bus. Someone could try to throw a cage on top of you claiming you as their mate not realizing you could just teleport the hell out of there. A flying piano could hit you on the head.
No really.
I actually saw a piano float on by recently for no reason. I was too mystified as there was no one around controlling the piano to take a picture.
Grrr!
Take yesterday for example. Typical sunny Second Life day. No breeze. Light on the clouds. No chance of rain. High in the upper…whatever the hell the normal temperature range would be for a sunny day. Since the weather was so nice & I was all by myself I decided to go on a little nature adventure. Maybe do some hiking or boating.
When I first arrived at the park I saw a little canoe just waiting for me. Perfect! After a few moments of trying to figure out why I wore a poofy dress & heels to go on a hike, as well as stare at the paddle that kept trying to impale me, I was off for the watery unknown.
The birds were singing & I was on a canoeing roll baby. I screamed “Row Row Row!” as I paddled under bridges & around bends. As I took a rest in the middle of a beautiful late things went HORRIBLY WRONG!
A gigantic sea creature decided to pop up right next to my boat in an attempt to eat me. It snorted smoke in my way as if he prefered his prey to have that special smokey flavoring. I did what only sensible avatar woman would do in that sort of situation. I calmly put down my martini, dived into the water, & had a terrific underwater battle to the death.
IIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Who are we kidding! I don’t even know how to swim.
I screamed like a girl & tried to hit him with my paddle.
After a few moments of him making grumbling noises at me he left. I am not sure if it was my awesome paddle jabs, my screaming, or a combination of both but he just left.
I was relieved!
After my little run in with a GIANT WATER MONSTER I decided that I would probably be safer on land. A nice walk on a dock around a sandy bay might do me good. It’s on a boardwalk, & the water was shallow. No danger of a sea creature attempting to gnaw on my tender prim flesh.
I had my choice between walking along a jungle river or walking on a boardwalk through the sands. A boardwalk seemed like the safer of the two so a walking we will go. Everything was going perfectly till my heel, which I was stupid to wear on a hike in the first place, decided to break. I crashed through the boardwalk fence like a virtual pickup truck & somehow landed in the middle of a tar pit.
Ewwww!
In a desperate move to save my virtual life I somehow managed to grab onto a tree root & pull myself free. Covered in tar & freaked out over my almost demise I should have called it a day. I should have quit right there & went home.
Did I?
Oh no I did not.
I decided to take that walk, broken heel & all, along the jungle river. I was determined to have a good time damn it!
Instead I got eaten by a crocodile.
Tipsy Crunch & Munch
Poor me. Poor, now drunk from eating me, crocodile.
Lesson Of The Day: Sometimes it’s a good idea to hike in pairs. Even in a virtual world.
(Slightly Chewed On) “Tipsy Cerulean
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Down With The Sickness?
Hell No!
And I also HATE that song.
It’s horrible.
But that’s beside the point.
Usually I am ahead on writing but I’ve been hit with a sickness hat trick as of late.
Had & got over a cold. Food poisoning twice do to being wrong about what food wants to destroy me.
Dealing with a sick person for the past couple of days.
I am majorly tired of everyone getting sick as well as feeling like crap myself. I thought this might be an awesome time to share a few Second Life hospitals with everyone. It won’t make you feel any better in real life but it’s kinda fun to role-play.
First thing I saw when I turned to face the building was two avatars in a chair, naked, having sex. Yes folks. This is a sex hospital. There wasn’t any strange medical sex equipment.
Weird!
Not really sure if you are disappointed or happy about this. You could have sex on a treadmill is you think your prim heart could take it.
I would have gotten a picture of the place but:
1.) No matter what area I tried to face there was a real life porn picture on the wall.
2.) The bookcase, which would be a safer picture bet, had someone having sex in front of it. Kinda hard to take a photo then.
The place is super small. Didn’t really feel hospital like in any way.
I would like to point out, if you find porn humor funny, that there is a picture of a blow job via x-ray on a wall.
Once again I am off in my attempt to find a regular, realistic Second Life hospital. Instead I end up at a haunted/horror hospital that is freakish, scary, gross, & well put together.
Quick! Someone Get Her A Shower STAT!
It makes you think of F.E.A.R., Silent Hill, & every other creepy video game & hospital themed horror movie you’ve ever seen. Not too shabby for a G rated area.
This hospital was open with good intention. Named after the creators mother they are in Second Life to educate future medical students & nurses.
You Can't Be A Hospital Without The Free Coffee.
Though the build isn’t spectacular & the floating words telling you to click on various things is cluttered it is still a wonderful thing they are attempting to do. I give props.
You can check out their website HERE.
Second Life General Hospital (A)
This virtual hospital is the first one I have come across that actually does a good job of looking like a real hospital. Billed as a “Role Playing” you can come in & role play, with consent from the other party of course, you can get your pretend hospital on.
Give It To Me Straight Doc!
They do have a LOT of rules that they ask everyone to follow:
No spam, no public nudity, no griefing, no ads, no mass teleports, no biting, no begging
These are perfectly acceptable rules. Also it’s their hospital so it’s their rules. They do have a signs posted around the facility to remind you of these rules & who to contact if someone is breaking them.
If you are looking to get a realistic hospital role-playing experience then I suggest checking them out. When you are in the hospital lobby there is a sign you can click on for rules, information, & how to become a part of the group.
As for my real life stuff all one can really do is cross their fingers & hope for the best.
No “Captain Trips.”
No Zombies.
“Tipsy” Cerulean
