SLupidity Episode 4

This one is so….so….I’m speechless…..

 

"DANGER: MAY EXPLODE UPON IMPACT"

 

(Opens mouth. Closes mouth again.)

Let’s start from the top and work our way down. Yeah. That’s what we’ll do.

Boobies are fun. Boobies are squishy. Boobies…should not be stretched to the point that their weird lumps have lumps. I’ve seen some pretty damn big boobies on Second Life. Actually….I think I saw seven weirdly shaped HUGE boobies in the same night. (It was like some strange humongous boob convention came to SL.)  These mammary monsters scare the crap out of me. They look like large fleshy bombs that are dangerously close to falling off of her body & exploding at any moment.  Boobies good. Abuse of boobie size….baaaaaaad.

I would also, if you can kindly avert your eyes from the boobies for at least a minute, like point out the abuse of jean material. Old McDonald did have a farm. He probably wore overalls. I am assuming he did not, along with his wife, wear overalls with knee-high stockings, to a bar. Eee eyyyeee Eee eyeee ohhhhh nooooo  she didn’t.

But wait….there’s more…..

I’m not done yet.

 

OMG YOUR HAND! AHH!

 

Honey….when your hands morph into your butt while you are standing then you know that it’s time to tone the ass down just a weeeeee bit.

OK. Well then. I’m going to be a nice person for a minute here. Honey buns….I want to take you shopping. If you want big boobies…we’ll find you nice giant boobies. I would also like to help you out with your ass. No…get your mind out of the gutter people. Lets find a big ass size that doesn’t make your hand look like it’s being eaten. I think we should also pick up some clothes.

Tipsy Tip Of The Day: Big is beautiful. Being different is beautiful. But…I don’t think even Dolly Parton would approve of these giant boobs of elephant proportions. Find a balance people. Also beware of asses that try to eat your hands.

“Tipsy” Cerulean

Definition Of SLupidity: Word created by “Tipsy” Cerulean

Noun. Something insanely stupid that can be found on Second Life. Something that makes your head sometimes hit your desk in awe.

SLupid, SLupidly.

“Your giant bomb boobs look SLupid & lumpy.”

Booooobbbbiiiiiieeeeeessss……..

 

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