I am breaking out the photograph compilation of this weeks SLupidity so that we may analyze it together. Togetherness is SO MUCH FUN DAMN IT!!
I recommend drinking while analyzing. OK. I recommend that for most everything Second Life related. That’s besides the point.
Sometimes I chalk up an avies appearance to being new. I’ve said that in the past. I give leeway to new residents because it’s hard enough trying to figure out buttons, walking, what a prim is, let alone trying to figure out clothing. Not giving this one a chance to run for the hills (& maybe change their hideous choice of costume) because they have been here long enough.
I am glad you tried to go for a sexy neko look. It was a brave attempt but you fail. YOU FAIL! Your top has jagged lines that look like they might cut your boobs to shreds while crying black ink all over them. It gracefully moves its way down to your skirt & skirt prim which looks like a block chunk between your legs (TIP: Before going out in a skirt/dress/whatever that involves the “prim block” between your legs edit it to make sure it looks good with the skirt. It’s not going to always look good when you walk or dance but at least you made an effort.)
Let’s not forget to mention the arm band stuck in your arm, your lovely spike gloves, & something that looks kinda like a gun holster but isn’t a gun holster on your hip. I am all about the details folks.
I am confused about your tail. You have neko ears but your tail is this tiny little nubby. It’s like it tried to grow into a big puffy cat tail then died in the first few hours of life. It’s not the textures surrounding it & making it disappear into the background. It’s just as it looks. A tiny nubby decorated with buckles. At least the nubby was decorated before burial. That reminds me? When is the funeral?
Rest in peace tail nubby. You never had a chance to live.
OH MY GOD! How could I miss this? Your ankle! Your goth clad boot ankle is completely broken! How can you dance at a time like this? Isn’t it painful? OH MY GOD! Someone call an ambulance! Someone call a boot maker! Someone call a prim foot designer! Someone get me a drink! All of the this screaming has made me thirsty.
What have we learned from todays SLupidity? Come on! We have to have some sort of lesson to round out our flaw pointing, funeral planning, ambulance crying. I think we’ve learned that “prim blocks” between your legs should be checked before going out (We all make this mistake at times.). Don’t let your goth bra try to cut your boobs off. Don’t dance with a broken ankle. Nubby tails never have a chance to grow into beautiful flowing tails.
Definition Of SLupidity: Word created by “Tipsy” Cerulean
Something insanely stupid that can be found on Second Life. Something that makes your head sometimes hit your desk in awe.
“Your dead little nubby tail just looks SLupid on you.”