Christmas Cow (No matter the season it’s always HO HO MOO with Christmas cow) & I have been considering writing a virtual book together. Since Christmas Cow has been doing very well with is manners we thought that a book of cow manners was in order. After much drinking & mooing we decided to share a few of our ideas for the book.
Bet you didn’t know that Christmas Cow could drink any barn yard animal under the table. Just ask Easter Goat. He’s still in pain.
Moo & Thank You: A Book Of Virtual Cow Manners
DO: Be Polite When You Are A Guest In Someones Home
DON’T: Try To Eat Your Host/Hostess House Plants
DO: Always Ask To Be Excused From The Dinner Table
DON’T: Stick Your Head In The Cole Slaw
DO: Wipe Your Hoofs Before Entering House
DON’T: Put Hoof Prints On The Ceiling
DO: Always Knock Before Entering
DON’T: Use Someones Bed Without Asking
I think that Christmas Cow & I might have a virtual book hit on our hands.
What do you think?