..It’s the cracked out stripper you stole your shoes from. She wants them back or she said something about “cutting a bitch”. Whatever that means.
And this is how we start out this weeks “Lesson About SLupidity“.
To make this weeks SLupidity lesson go down smoother I’ve taken the liberty of marking her picture with four points that we will be discussing today. Strictly for educational purposes of course.
1. I know that they put marshmallows in cereal. I know that they put them in ice cream. I never knew that they put them in pants.
Wait..that’s an ass? Deceiver!!!!!
I feel like this disproportioned ass deceived me into thinking they were just marshmallows hiding. Sad Tipsy is sad.
2. If that stripper hasn’t found you yet then we can safely discuss the shoes she claims you stole from her. Your shoes are a combination of every bad porno, stripper, & “sexy” heel ever conceived. If a porn stars shoes had a baby with a five dollar hookers shoes then your shoes would be the result. I feel that if you were to every walk in those shoes in real life their toothpick heels would snap off & you would crumble like a crack whore after her seventh john.
3. Your pastel titty top is just a ploy to hide the fact that your boobs enjoy eating other body parts like your hand.
Ommm Nom Nom Nom.
Or your feeling your own virtual boobs up as you stand there.
Either way your top is looks like a melted hippy crayon from a freebie box hurled into the future from 2007.
Oh I went there.
4. The whole body/outfit/attitude you are expressing really needs to be expressed in a better way. If you want to look sexy then look sexy. Don’t look like a cougar on spring break. Don’t steal your shoes from a psycho hookers. Think before you hoochie your way onto the grid.
Everyone comes in different shapes or sizes. Embrace it. Love it. Be proud of it. When it comes to a Second Life avatar the same rings true. Big or small they are all pretty awesome.
Sometimes attempts end up looking more like they are mocking others more than showing originality.
Today’s Lesson: Don’t be an ass. When attempting different looks or shapes on Second Life it sometimes ends up looking like a bad hooker parody.
Stop. Look. Think. Don’t end up looking like a parody of a whore.
Definition Of SLupidity: Word created by “Tipsy” Cerulean
Something insanely stupid that can be found on Second Life. Something that makes your head sometimes hit your desk in awe.
“Your SLupid white jeans make your giant ass look like a super marshmallow.”