This could, quite possibly, be one of the classier article names I have ever had.
Checks past article names….nope….sorry….it isn’t. My bad.
Second Life is never without its hoochie momma, topless men, & people parading their butt cracks around like it needed some fresh air.
Why do they do it? Is it because they couldn’t find jeans that fit properly? They think others want to behold the awesome power of their crack? They never looked at their backside & don’t realize that they are one slip away from a full moon accident?
We may never know.
Butt cracks in Second Life know no gender barrier. You’ll find it on the woman…..
Then you can turn around and BAM…man crack….
The thing that I really dig about Second Life is freedom of choice. You can choose to be a stripper slut by advertising it on your t-shirt. You could spout fangs & annoy people with your blood lust. You could even try to look semi normal if that’s your bag.
As long as people have this habit of not pulling their virtual drawers up I’ll always be there to call them out on it. Freedom of pants choice. Freedom to call out your crack-age. Freedom to say I’d like to pull your waist band over your head so I don’t have to look at your face.
I would like to call the “Parade Of Butt Cracks” our first SLupidity Of 2014.
Definition Of SLupidity: Word created by “Tipsy” Cerulean
Something insanely stupid that can be found on Second Life. Something that makes your head sometimes hit your desk in awe.
“Flaunting your butt crack around not only looks SLupid but proves that you don’t know what a belt is.”