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Hell Is A Virtual Word

I’m going to start this with a song stuck in my head while I wrote this. It’s fitting.

I like to browse the Second Life fashion feeds just for the hell of it. Most of the time it’s out of boredom or just to see whats up with whatever someone deems worthy to wear. A lot of it is pure shit. I’m assuming that many fashion bloggers couldn’t give a bad review on an article of clothing if it tried to car jack them, stole their purse, threw their puppy, and called them names.

But I’m not getting into that today. Instead I’m welcoming you into my evil little hell world where I’m just going to bitch about female portrayal in many Second Life fashion photos.

Hell Is Hot And Shit....

Hell Is Hot…And Shit…

We have to stop for a moment and ponder the state of Second Life or many virtual worlds that are out there. These worlds are inhabited by real people with real lives and feelings.

Blah blah blah.

You’ve heard this all before. Be nice to each other and whateves.

Don’t be a dick you fucking dick.

I just feel that a lot of the ways a woman is portrayed in Second Life fashion blogs is absolute bullshit. I’ve seen more photos this week of women on their knees, wearing slut-tasitc outfits, or just flat out letting it all hang out in a not-so-artsy way. I would assume that everyone is on some sort of “OMG A MOVIE BASED ON A FANFICTION THAT INACCURATELY PORTRAYS A HEALTHY BDSM RELATIONSHIP CAME OUT!” kick with the photography lately but I would be way off. It’s been here before and it’s been here after. It’s not going anywhere.

I am not knocking the kink (I love the kink. I am a step above kink. Trust me. I blow your little universe away. Go kink!), My issue is that the constant bombardment of whorish fashion photos just knocks women in a virtual world back a few pegs. Most of us have been through internet harassment, abuse, or constant “Will you have sex with me?” . You’re not helping. You are really not helping to get people who are not asshole jack off creeps to explore the nerdy (Yes….it’s nerdy….don’t you argue with me…) realm of virtual worlds. When you constantly give hardy reviews to horrific fashion that might cover one nipple, let your ass crack hang out, and involves cum stains does not really help anything but once again stick that post it note of “we’re only here for you guys” bullshit.

I would like to see something a little different this year. I want you to look an outfit you are going to review and honestly tell us if it sucks or not. I want to see someone say “Fuck you!” and post a female positive picture that doesn’t make you some sort of hooker blow job advertisement to get guys to eat you out for money. (That has got to be a hard ass road of virtual porn there my friends. Yes…Made myself laugh with that one.)

Instead of forcing everyone to look the same, become big assed (Even though your big asses are my blog bread and butter….you dumbasses with the insanely fat asses pay the bills yo),  bottom titty, submissive little twits why don’t we get a little female positive up in here. Screw looking sexy. It’s all about you baby.

Keep It Classy.

“Tipsy” Cerulean

P.S. – By the picture you might think that i do not go biggie on Second Life. That is absolute crap. I do all the time to go to places to write about, etc, etc. What the fuck ever etc. I do not bother anymore to go biggie most of the time via sl anymore because to the fashion ideal of how I should look as well as how I am treated. I would rather be told I am “adorable” rather than get asked for sex everywhere I go. When I put my “biggie” on I get Skype invites, sex invites, etc. I’m a social virtual worlds hermit so leave me along unless you have something interesting to say.

I would also like to point out that I am probably one of the biggest sexual positive, kinky, “let’s do this” real life people on the planet.  Pro polyamourous/polyamory. Thumbs up on positive bdsm relationships. Sexual education for the win. I totally dig porn. I just despise being talked to like a piece of meat and treated like a piece of shit in a virtual world. Treat me like a person not your virtual eye candy, shake my titties, piece of virtual waste of space. If I want to fuck you I will. If not then go fuck yourself. That is life in a nutshell folks.

Jiggle Sex & The Dungeon Of DOOM

While I was looking for a place to take pictures this week I ended up at a REALLY DIRTY adult castle. While searching for a great background for a photo I ran into one of the GREATEST virtual couples in the mist of sexual conduct. Basically he was the strangest shaped man who jiggled while his “prim manhood” decided to pop out the back of her head, at least a foot, while she was doing her thing.

I stopped in my tracks because this was the…

FUNNIEST thing I have seen in a LONG time!

I forgot all about trying to find a good place to take a photo as I couldn’t help but giggle at the “love” in the room. Although I have yet to figure out a way to censor this great photo I took I decided to wander the whole sim to give you a great review on a place that’s not good. It’s “bad”.

Dirty bad people. You know what I mean.

Welcome To Mystical Darkwood (A). When I first teleported in I was standing outside of Darkwood Castle. I already told you about my first run in with someone “attempting” to have sex. (Still the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.)

Tipsy Is Always On The Defensive Baby.

When You teleport in there is a wall on the one side of the castle with various areas you can teleport to. They include.

Party Deck
Torture Hall
Domination Salon
Auctions Hall
Court Room
Executions Hall
Prison
Water cave/Execution Rooms
Rape Village/Asylum
Southside House
Arena
Outdoor execution

Seems to be a LOT of execution going on this sim. There does seem to be some strange hanging/execution fetish going on around here as I did wander the whole area & did indeed see a lot of places for this to occur.

To each his own I guess.

Meh.

This Looks Like A SAFE Nap Spot.

Darkwood does cater to the BDSM & Slave/Dom lifestyle so a lot of what you will see is geared toward that particular lifestyle. Make sure that, when you do teleport in, to accept the notecard so you can get acquainted with what they offer as well as the rules. (Adults only, stop & hide sex balls after use to clean up area, prior consents before roleplaying/sex, etc) My time spent there I found that I was not harassed by anyone as I wandered around which might be due to the fact that I didn’t see too many people. Those I did see said hello. So harassment, or at least how it was when I was there, was nil. No one was, that I also noticed during my time spent there, bothered to take the time to hit stop on sex balls to clean up the area. It’s nothing but people just being lazy & not bothering.

I ended up wandering around all sorts of places. Around the castle looking at the various torture & sex devices. Around something called “Rape” village that houses an insane asylum.

Yeah.

That sounds like a safe place to wander around.

As I was wandering through the woods to get from one area to a swamp I noticed a random large dog standing in the middle of the trees. It happened to be, yes you have probably guessed it. A sex dog. Random and…..wow….OK then…hmmm…

What...The Fuck....

Amazingly enough the place is very well put together. The areas are well designed & built. There is no feeling of weird cheap virtual sex orgy going on. Even with the overall theme it doesn’t seem cheesy or slapped together. The owners actually spent the time to create an adult area that serves it’s purpose to cater to various sexual needs & fetishes while building something that, in a gritty way, looks pretty.

There are a few things, of course, that made me go “Meh” but that is just me. The execution areas are one. (How many do you really need? Are there so many people who are into it that there would be a need for so much of it?). Another is the sex dog. Poor sex dog.

Meh. 

If you are into the whole sex shindig on Second Life, are looking for someplace gritty to take pictures, or really dig the perverted people watching then check out Mystical Darkwoods.

Now to figure out what to do with that jiggle sex picture….

“Tipsy” Cerulean

Mystic Darkwoods is an Adult area that caters mostly to the bdsm & Slave/Master crowd. You must be an adult to enter any & all adult areas of Second Life. I do not recommend going if you are easily offended by some of the “harsh” items that they are offering SL residents. Please be sure to pick up a notecard & follow all of the rules during your visit. Personally, if you go into these areas it is only polite to give them a donation to keep operating if you use any of their equipment.

Tipsy's Horror Movie Opening Scene Take 1

All photos were just cropped. Windlight was used in-world to create the different effects. (Tipsy don’t photoshop it baby. You need to see it how anyone can see it.)