….And this is definitely not showing me what love is. Unless you love going out in public in your underwear with invisible nipples. (Trust me. We’ll discuss nipples in a few minutes.)
Where the hell have you been Tipsy?
What? Can’t even say hi? Ask me how I’m doing? Maybe even offer me a drink or a comfy place to sit? I see how it is.
I’ve actually been busy as hell in real life. That’s the place you go to when you’re not in Second Life for those that aren’t sure what this real life thing is. I haven’t forgotten about you I’ve just been busy. And completely uninspired by a virtual world. But…I’m back…and I have a lot to say.
To make it up to you I thought we would discuss this hot little number I saw while shopping at one of those “Big Box Events” that everyone seems to attend to get a good deal on some virtual shit or another. You have to love these types of places as it is the place to be for the strange and the half-naked sightings.
Today I would like to introduce Ms. Titty Titty Bang Bang. I just wanted to say “Titty Titty Bang Bang” so not only did I name her this but I also got to type it twice. Score!
Ms. TTBB (For short) came in suddenly in search of, I kid you not, clothing. I am assuming that she really needed the clothing as it is winter in most of the world. One cannot go out with your bits just flapping in the wind and not expect to catch a cold. Or at least have your nipples fall off. Yes…I am assuming this is why she has no nipples.
Blame it on her not rezzing all the way. Blame it on forgetting to place your nipples on your body. (HAHAHA! Nipple placement) or just blame it on them falling off do to nippy frostbite. I feel like I should start doing public service commercials with really sad music explaining the dangers of nipple loss. Maybe start a support group of nipple loss survivors. Make posters and hang them up around town.
Please Care About Those That Don’t Have Nipples Do To Nipple Neglect Won’t You?
Of course, if you know me well enough, you know I cannot forget one badonky of the most badonka donk ass shots that I can come up with. You know I love the virtual booty sightings more than anything in this lil virtual world. It’s like the bread and butter of SLA Review writing. Horrifying are some (many..most…whatevs.) and then you have some that are not so bad. Doesn’t matter. Still need a good booty shot.
It’s good to be back!
Definition Of SLupidity (Word Made Up By “Tipsy”) – When something is so insanely dumb in Second Life you cannot help but bash your head into your desk until it goes away.
Example: “Wow! That lady with no nipples looks pretty SLupid.”
I think I ended up re-writing today’s “March Mesh Madness” article name at least seven times. Almost went with “The Adventures Of Invisi-boobs” but it was too long. I do now plan on using it for the name of my first feature film.
If I ever make one.
Before we can discuss today’s foray into the wild world of rezzing mesh I must first share with you the photo with which we shall stare at and discuss.
You have to love rezzing mesh! It cuts out the middle man of comedy and brings it straight to your eyeballs. I have absolutely no clue what I that means exactly but we’ll go with it anyways. This meshy mess of rezzing has brought us a lack of hair, shoes, and (if you haven’t noticed the GIANT BLANK SPOT!!) boobs. It’s almost like an invisible cloak titty top.
Yeah baby…I’m wearing my invisible titty top. You like what you can’t see?!!?!
I was at a very high traffic area where there was mesh not rezzing everywhere so I was never able to see exactly what was supposed to be in the boob/top area. I like to imagine that it was something really epic like a halter top with a nipple hanging out or something made of fine virtual leather. This is why I love virtual worlds. Everything tells a story. Even the things that don’t appear.
Go forth into the virtual world that is Second Life. Explore. Stare at mesh that hasn’t appeared yet. Have fun with life. Eat a cookie. Stop drop and roll.
The big ten-a-rino. The big ten-o-licious. I bet you didn’t think we could find so many lessons of Second Life stupidity did ya? If you are currently laughing your ass off at the previous sentence then high-five. Every day we log on to find something horrific or humorous. A prime example is the fact that I am currently sitting on a crop of SLupidity photos I have yet to write about. I have a few that I have yet to figure out now to safely censor without blacking out the whole photo.
It’s not easy to tastefully block out something the size of a station wagon.
Today’s example of SLupidty is this virtual breath of strip club air. Behold the power of Big Boob/Tiny Waist!!
Tipsy here to tell you about the newest in breast popping Second Life fashion.
Behold the Corset Crusher!
Notice the slimming effects of a virtual corset. While it makes your waist the size of a prim pencil it can create the illusion that you are shoplifting two jumbo watermelons in your bra. Not only will this virtual corset gives you that great slim look but it also looks great while trolling for Johns or shopping at your favorite freebie fetish area.
Get yours today!!!!!!!!
Seriously…lets try to get serious here for a moment. (Sips her beer.)
Does anyone think this looks hot? I’m being serious here. Anyone? (Crickets) Anyone at all?
I am confused as to what these lines are on her legs.
They look like the lines you sometimes see on an avatar doll. The joint lines. This would make sense if there was some sort of indication that she was attempting to go with the doll look. With those boobies she might have been going for the blow up doll look but does not realize that blow up dolls don’t have lines like that. I did attempt to make her face more O like for the blow up doll look.
Glad I could help out.
Tipsy Tip Of The Day: Friends don’t let friends walk around in an outfit that could pop a button, killing a small club crowd.
It’s been a while since I’ve taken the gravel covered dainty gloves off & put on my glass & burnie pokie things gloves on. This weeks SLupidity episode not only shows us the horrors we may uncover when wandering aimlessly in Second Life but it teaches us a few important virtual life lessons. Hopefully….we can all come out of this with as little trauma as possible. Maybe…just maybe…we’ll learn a little something about ourselves. (Ahhh hahahaha…sorry…just couldn’t keep a straight face.)
Boobies. Hooters. Bazongas. Chesty meat bags.
All great names for breasts.
Contrary to popular belief there is such a thing as too much of a good thing. This week is a great example in excess of massive beanbag proportions.
Prim back pain. Sudden combustion. Evil mindless bouncing rampage of horrific proportions. Chance of suffocation while standing 6 feet from the offending bra stuffers. All of these & so much more can occur when a resident of Second Life throws common sense out the prim door & goes all in on a set of tatas. Do you really want to hurt innocent bystanders? Does poking someones eye out with your nipple sound like fun. No sir it isn’t. Please be a responsible resident of our fair virtual community & think before you inflate.
I hope that this weeks Episode of SLupidity leaves you with a sense of safety. Please beware of coming in contact with jugs of epic proportion.