I’m going to start this with a song stuck in my head while I wrote this. It’s fitting.
I like to browse the Second Life fashion feeds just for the hell of it. Most of the time it’s out of boredom or just to see whats up with whatever someone deems worthy to wear. A lot of it is pure shit. I’m assuming that many fashion bloggers couldn’t give a bad review on an article of clothing if it tried to car jack them, stole their purse, threw their puppy, and called them names.
But I’m not getting into that today. Instead I’m welcoming you into my evil little hell world where I’m just going to bitch about female portrayal in many Second Life fashion photos.
We have to stop for a moment and ponder the state of Second Life or many virtual worlds that are out there. These worlds are inhabited by real people with real lives and feelings.
Blah blah blah.
You’ve heard this all before. Be nice to each other and whateves.
Don’t be a dick you fucking dick.
I just feel that a lot of the ways a woman is portrayed in Second Life fashion blogs is absolute bullshit. I’ve seen more photos this week of women on their knees, wearing slut-tasitc outfits, or just flat out letting it all hang out in a not-so-artsy way. I would assume that everyone is on some sort of “OMG A MOVIE BASED ON A FANFICTION THAT INACCURATELY PORTRAYS A HEALTHY BDSM RELATIONSHIP CAME OUT!” kick with the photography lately but I would be way off. It’s been here before and it’s been here after. It’s not going anywhere.
I am not knocking the kink (I love the kink. I am a step above kink. Trust me. I blow your little universe away. Go kink!), My issue is that the constant bombardment of whorish fashion photos just knocks women in a virtual world back a few pegs. Most of us have been through internet harassment, abuse, or constant “Will you have sex with me?” . You’re not helping. You are really not helping to get people who are not asshole jack off creeps to explore the nerdy (Yes….it’s nerdy….don’t you argue with me…) realm of virtual worlds. When you constantly give hardy reviews to horrific fashion that might cover one nipple, let your ass crack hang out, and involves cum stains does not really help anything but once again stick that post it note of “we’re only here for you guys” bullshit.
I would like to see something a little different this year. I want you to look an outfit you are going to review and honestly tell us if it sucks or not. I want to see someone say “Fuck you!” and post a female positive picture that doesn’t make you some sort of hooker blow job advertisement to get guys to eat you out for money. (That has got to be a hard ass road of virtual porn there my friends. Yes…Made myself laugh with that one.)
Instead of forcing everyone to look the same, become big assed (Even though your big asses are my blog bread and butter….you dumbasses with the insanely fat asses pay the bills yo), bottom titty, submissive little twits why don’t we get a little female positive up in here. Screw looking sexy. It’s all about you baby.
Keep It Classy.
P.S. – By the picture you might think that i do not go biggie on Second Life. That is absolute crap. I do all the time to go to places to write about, etc, etc. What the fuck ever etc. I do not bother anymore to go biggie most of the time via sl anymore because to the fashion ideal of how I should look as well as how I am treated. I would rather be told I am “adorable” rather than get asked for sex everywhere I go. When I put my “biggie” on I get Skype invites, sex invites, etc. I’m a social virtual worlds hermit so leave me along unless you have something interesting to say.
I would also like to point out that I am probably one of the biggest sexual positive, kinky, “let’s do this” real life people on the planet. Pro polyamourous/polyamory. Thumbs up on positive bdsm relationships. Sexual education for the win. I totally dig porn. I just despise being talked to like a piece of meat and treated like a piece of shit in a virtual world. Treat me like a person not your virtual eye candy, shake my titties, piece of virtual waste of space. If I want to fuck you I will. If not then go fuck yourself. That is life in a nutshell folks.
….And this is definitely not showing me what love is. Unless you love going out in public in your underwear with invisible nipples. (Trust me. We’ll discuss nipples in a few minutes.)
Where the hell have you been Tipsy?
What? Can’t even say hi? Ask me how I’m doing? Maybe even offer me a drink or a comfy place to sit? I see how it is.
I’ve actually been busy as hell in real life. That’s the place you go to when you’re not in Second Life for those that aren’t sure what this real life thing is. I haven’t forgotten about you I’ve just been busy. And completely uninspired by a virtual world. But…I’m back…and I have a lot to say.
To make it up to you I thought we would discuss this hot little number I saw while shopping at one of those “Big Box Events” that everyone seems to attend to get a good deal on some virtual shit or another. You have to love these types of places as it is the place to be for the strange and the half-naked sightings.
Today I would like to introduce Ms. Titty Titty Bang Bang. I just wanted to say “Titty Titty Bang Bang” so not only did I name her this but I also got to type it twice. Score!
Ms. TTBB (For short) came in suddenly in search of, I kid you not, clothing. I am assuming that she really needed the clothing as it is winter in most of the world. One cannot go out with your bits just flapping in the wind and not expect to catch a cold. Or at least have your nipples fall off. Yes…I am assuming this is why she has no nipples.
Blame it on her not rezzing all the way. Blame it on forgetting to place your nipples on your body. (HAHAHA! Nipple placement) or just blame it on them falling off do to nippy frostbite. I feel like I should start doing public service commercials with really sad music explaining the dangers of nipple loss. Maybe start a support group of nipple loss survivors. Make posters and hang them up around town.
Please Care About Those That Don’t Have Nipples Do To Nipple Neglect Won’t You?
Of course, if you know me well enough, you know I cannot forget one badonky of the most badonka donk ass shots that I can come up with. You know I love the virtual booty sightings more than anything in this lil virtual world. It’s like the bread and butter of SLA Review writing. Horrifying are some (many..most…whatevs.) and then you have some that are not so bad. Doesn’t matter. Still need a good booty shot.
It’s good to be back!
Definition Of SLupidity (Word Made Up By “Tipsy”) – When something is so insanely dumb in Second Life you cannot help but bash your head into your desk until it goes away.
Example: “Wow! That lady with no nipples looks pretty SLupid.”
The month of March starts tomorrow and I was trying to think of a great theme to go with the month. After much thought (and sifting through various photos I’ve taken) I’ve officially declared March to be “March Mesh Madness”!!!
I’m not talking about dedicating a month to mesh fashion or even shopping for mesh. I’m talking about those moments when you rezz into a place filled with individuals wearing nothing but mesh. Before everything comes in clearly you see people who are nothing but hair, or an arm. Those funny moments where you can’t help but giggle as their expensive outfits (and we can’t forget those damn mesh boobs/feet/hands) are not appearing as of yet. I dedicate this month to you Mesh Warrior.
OK. Actually I just wanted to giggle at stupid pictures.
As I run into great opportunities of non-rezzed half mesh individuals I shall share my pictures. May we go through March not wiser but at least laughing.
Sometimes I end up having to write about places that I cannot go looking like my normal avatar self. This week was no exception as I am going to be reviewing a SEX (I said that big because…why the hell not) area. Can’t go into an adult area as me.
This forces me to, on occasion, have to actually do some sort of fashion related shopping. I’m not really into having to keep up with the latest in SL fashions for a few reasons.
1. Things constantly change so it’s hard to actually keep up without spending a LOT of money on virtual clothing. I have better things to do with my money.
2. I don’t give a crap about mesh hands or boobs and I’m not going to spend money on them. They are overly expensive and I don’t think that anyone is actually looking at my stupid hands. As for the boobs…bah…I don’t want overly large cartoon chesticles thank you very much. Those of you who have them look SLUPID!!
3. I dislike trying to match skin tone to a foot because it’s a pain in the ass and I don’t have time to waste matching my damn foot.
4. I am actually here for a purpose that is not shopping related. I actually have things to do other than throw my L$ around on shoes and hair.
With that said I actually had to go find an outfit to put on my biggie avatar for when I go to places that I cannot go with my normal one. This rarely happens but you can’t exactly go into adult areas as a small animal. It’s frowned upon. Being forced to find something to put on my big avatar this is what I ended up with….
OK. That was actually my “Second Life Fashion Blog” shot. You people should know by now that NOBODY looks like that in Second Life. Airbrushed pieces of crap. The outfit actually looks like this. Only thing I did was crop the damn picture.
Trying to find a dress that does not make you look like a cheap hooker with a smack problem is a pain in the ass. I like this dress but it is cut WAY more in the boobage area then I would prefer. Still…it is pretty…
Oh. Still don’t give a crap about mesh hands. Unless you want to actually buy them for me. And match them to my skin. I’ve got things to do.
Why am I writing this? Because it’s a great lesson in what we have to go through in a virtual world to look good enough to be allowed into some places. Be it an area that involves sex, role-playing, or whatever. Why would I even bother to have to change me to go someplace that wouldn’t accept me as me? (YES! Say that five times fast!) I can’t successfully run a review site if I don’t review every aspect of Second Life. So I do what I have to do. I would prefer it if I could go as myself but I”m not allowed to. That’s an article in itself right there.
I’m also writing this because I suffer for you. If I have to suffer this week then so should you.
I like sharing.
What The Biggie Is Wearing:
Mina Hair – Nikky – Black And White Specials 70L – The Dressing Room FUSION
Simon Black White (It’s The Dress) – 175L (I got it on sale) coldLogic
This could, quite possibly, be one of the classier article names I have ever had.
Checks past article names….nope….sorry….it isn’t. My bad.
Second Life is never without its hoochie momma, topless men, & people parading their butt cracks around like it needed some fresh air.
Why do they do it? Is it because they couldn’t find jeans that fit properly? They think others want to behold the awesome power of their crack? They never looked at their backside & don’t realize that they are one slip away from a full moon accident?
We may never know.
Butt cracks in Second Life know no gender barrier. You’ll find it on the woman…..
Then you can turn around and BAM…man crack….
The thing that I really dig about Second Life is freedom of choice. You can choose to be a stripper slut by advertising it on your t-shirt. You could spout fangs & annoy people with your blood lust. You could even try to look semi normal if that’s your bag.
As long as people have this habit of not pulling their virtual drawers up I’ll always be there to call them out on it. Freedom of pants choice. Freedom to call out your crack-age. Freedom to say I’d like to pull your waist band over your head so I don’t have to look at your face.
I would like to call the “Parade Of Butt Cracks” our first SLupidity Of 2014.
Definition Of SLupidity: Word created by “Tipsy” Cerulean
Something insanely stupid that can be found on Second Life. Something that makes your head sometimes hit your desk in awe.
“Flaunting your butt crack around not only looks SLupid but proves that you don’t know what a belt is.”
This weekend on Sunday November 24th at noon SLT the tinies will be taking the fashion world by storm.
The annual Raglan Shire Tiny Fashion Show showcases some of the best fashion designers for tinies that Second Life has to offer. Although all fashion is for tinies its great fun to come & check out what those who are not human avatars are creating as well as show your support. The grid is full of creativity that needs to be supported.
This year’s fashion show is a little bit different because this is the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who. Besides tiny fashions you might see a small Doctor or Dalek strutting their stuff down the catwalk.
Sunday November 24th – Tiny Fashion Show – Noon. Come check it out!
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Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone!
I have a pet peeve about Valentine’s Day on Second Life. If you go through the fashion sites, blogs, & other such SL sites you run into the half-naked sexual position avie gauntlet. I’ve been reading since early this morning & for each one tasteful holiday photo you get ten where you get someone in their underwear “attempting” to be sexy. Everything from the flat-out topless in panties to the big booty hoochie mama’s.
I’m not opposed to the dirty nasty Valentine sex. Who doesn’t love it! I just wouldn’t mind seeing something a little more hearts, flowers, stuffed animals, & love without having to see a virtual avatars ass crack.
So…for those of us who want to keep the sexy times in real life & experience the whole hearts & fluffy cute things in the virtual worlds this is for you.
Now let me go get another drink & get to the real world…
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Also want to point out that myself along with “St. Bishop” (& Mr. C. Cow who you see in the pictures) just put out a Special TOT Valentine’s Day Podcast. Be sure to check it out!
Mr. C. Cow is SO HAPPY that Winterfest is upon us. If you didn’t know the C in his name stands for “Christmas”. Mr. C. Cow loves the holiday season & really wishes it could be this time of the year every year. Alas he shortens his name to “Mr. C” during the rest of the year. I’m so happy that Mr. C. Cow can now go by Christmas Cow! (Also don’t forget to check out the contest Mr. C. Cow does for the TOT Podcast!)
The 6th annual Raglan Shire Winterfest (G) is finally upon us! I am extremely excited about this years & suggest you get take the time to explore everything Winterfest has to offer. Sometimes the real life holiday season makes me feel “blah” but the Shire’s Winterfest has a way of bringing me out of my funk for a bit of virtual fun.
Winterfest in the Raglan Shire has to be the biggest undertaking put on by the tinies. From the construction of a holiday village to the massive rise of Mt. Waffle they work hard to bring one of the greatest holiday experiences to the grid. Not stopping their they have various activities & events that span the entire season. I give props to everyone who is involved from the construction to the event hosting. Without you the grid would have a huge piece of its creativity missing. Thank you!
From the skiing to the ice sculpting & everything festive in-between it is well worth a visit. Not only is it fun for tiny Second Life avies but I also think the fun extends to those of you with SL families. Avies both big & small are always welcome! I do suggest you also take a look at the Raglan Shire website & events calendar so you don’t miss anything going on.
In a virtual world with an ever-changing landscape that comes & goes it’s nice to see the old dependable standards of the grid still alive & kicking. Let’s keep it that way by visiting & enjoying what the Raglan Shire Winterfest has to offer.
All Items I’m Showcasing In Photos Is available At The Winterfest Merchants Area:
*CABS* Festive Xmas Tree Outfit – 50L. Comes with present shoes, tree costume, & hat. When you walk you jingle & the Xmas lights/star all light up.
*CABS* Tiny Ski & Pole Set. – 100L.
MUZI! Cow Print Coat – 0L. Comes with boots, cow print coat, & jeans.
((Hippo) Cable Knit Sweater (Cream) -70L.
((Hippo)) Cozy Winter Set (Hat & Scarf – Turquoise) – 70L.
I Made The Candy Cane That Is In My Mouth.
Happy Friday Everyone!
Yes…it’s finally Friday so it’s time to grab a drink, sit down, & figure out what the hell you are going to do with your virtual weekend. I’ve highlighted a few special events & places to check out if you’re at a loss for activities.
” Día de los Muertos” is spanish for “Day Of The Dead. If you don’t know what the Day Of The Dead is all about then I suggest you check it out HERE.
The fest ends on Nov. 4th so check it out before it’s too late!
2. Carneval (M)
MadPea games have done it again with a wickedly horrible evil carnival that opened on Halloween. Even though the holiday is past us I recommend that you check this out. It’s freakishly fun with a great feeling of impending DOOM on top. Just don’t forget to grab a hud when you teleport in.
With the same element that all MadPea games has there are things to be figured out if you want to make it out of this nightmare carnival alive. It’s not for those that only have a few moments to spend. Be sure to give yourself plenty of time & take a friend. You never know when you might need a vict…a friend.
An entire world where everything is black & white. Look through drawn houses as you watch stick people dance in the black rain. Sit by the drawn pond & watch the sketched waves.
This place is, flat-out, amazing. It’s like stepping into a pencil drawing & walking through the scene. Only thing I can say about this place is “GO!”.
4. Forest Of D’Avaria (M)
I really enjoy areas of Second Life that recreate nature without adding a shopping mall & advertisements to ruin the idea. This forest does not ruin the idea of taking a virtual hike through a forest. It’s perfect for those that are looking for a place to walk around, take a date/friend/buddy/whatever, or to take beautiful photos.
The listing says that you can ride a dragon or horse around the park. I did not see any of these things but I did see a canoe rezzer at the landing point. There is plenty of waterways to traverse so taking a canoe would be a fun adventure. I do insist that you beware of some strange-looking flowers. Trust me because I took a peek at one & it not only tried to eat me it also tried to poison me. FUN!
Whatever you decide to do this weekend have fun, be safe, & enjoy yourself!
For those that are actually DYING to know where I got the stuff I’m wearing today:
Indyra Originals Coquette Noir – Kelsi Pumps: Noir (RC)
Indyra Originals RTW & Mesh: Garbo (RC)
MishMish – Annie Outfit (Sweater & Pants) The sweater has a really awesome deer on it!
The hilarity of this whole article lies within the fact that I am a vegetarian. For the love of everything good I hug trees. They’ve never hugged back but some day. Some….day….
I thought we would have a wee bit of really horrifying bloody fun today. I really wanted to share some more costume ideas & had the opportunity to show some really unseemly ones. I’ve linked each outfit to the SL Marketplace for easy breezy shopping convenience.
If you are trying to channel your inner bloody freak then this ensemble is perfect for the weirdo in you. It screams “Yes I am covered in blood but I remembered to wear my apron!”. Being covered in blood is really kinda nasty & it did make me feel like I desperately needed a prim shower. Oh…the things I do for you people.
Redrum bloody apron (Mesh)
Here is a better picture so you can view the tattoo I’m sporting on my neck.
Extra Blood Is From A REALLY Old Group Gift.
I feel so dirty!
I am in love with the next two terrifyingly tiny outfits from Clover Denzo of Totally Tinies. Totally Tinies has made the greatest, bacteria filled Halloween costume I have seen on Second Life. The Tiny Bloody Butcher Lady comes with a squishy looking meat dress, unsanitary knife to the head & holding knife full of meaty meats. Since you are basically a bloody mess it also comes with bloody paw prints that you smear around as you walk.
You can also purchase the Tiny Bloody Butcher Guy which comes with a the nasty knife to the head, handheld knife, & butchers apron. A big thank you to Bishop for modeling today. (These two outfits will fit on the tiny avatar.)
Hope these give you a few more costume ideas for this Halloween season. I think I need to go take a shower & gnaw on some tofu for a while.
“Tipsy The Terror” Cerulean