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“Tipsy” Cerulean

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Down With The Sickness?

Hell No!

And I also HATE that song.

It’s horrible.

But that’s beside the point.

Usually I am ahead on writing but I’ve been hit with a sickness hat trick as of late.

Had & got over a cold. Food poisoning twice do to being wrong about what food wants to destroy me.

Dealing with a sick person for the past couple of days.

I am majorly tired of everyone getting sick as well as feeling like crap myself. I thought this might be an awesome time to share a few Second Life hospitals with everyone. It won’t make you feel any better in real life but it’s kinda fun to role-play.

Falcon Bay Hospital (A)

First thing I saw when I turned to face the building was two avatars in a chair, naked, having sex. Yes folks. This is a sex hospital. There wasn’t any strange medical sex equipment.

Weird!

Not really sure if you are disappointed or happy about this. You could have sex on a treadmill is you think your prim heart could take it.

I would have gotten a picture of the place but:

1.) No matter what area I tried to face there was a real life porn picture on the wall.

2.) The bookcase, which would be a safer picture bet, had someone having sex in front of it. Kinda hard to take a photo then.

The place is super small. Didn’t really feel hospital like in any way.

I would like to point out, if you find porn humor funny, that there is a picture of a blow job via x-ray on a wall.

Rackingham State Hospital (G)

Once again I am off in my attempt to find a regular, realistic Second Life hospital. Instead I end up at a haunted/horror hospital that is freakish, scary, gross, & well put together.

Quick! Someone Get Her A Shower STAT!

It makes you think of F.E.A.R., Silent Hill, & every other creepy video game & hospital themed horror movie you’ve ever seen. Not too shabby for a G rated area.

 Ann Meyers Medical Center  (G)

This hospital was open with good intention. Named after the creators mother they are in Second Life to educate future medical students & nurses.

You Can't Be A Hospital Without The Free Coffee.

Though the build isn’t spectacular & the floating words telling you to click on various things is cluttered it is still a wonderful thing they are attempting to do. I give props.

You can check out their website HERE.

Second Life General Hospital (A)


This virtual hospital is the first one I have come across that actually does a good job of looking like a real hospital. Billed as a “Role Playing” you can come in & role play, with consent from the other party of course, you can get your pretend hospital on.

Give It To Me Straight Doc!

They do have a LOT of rules that they ask everyone to follow:

No spam, no public nudity, no griefing, no ads, no mass teleports, no biting, no begging

These are perfectly acceptable rules. Also it’s their hospital so it’s their rules.  They do have a signs posted around the facility to remind you of these rules & who to contact if someone is breaking them.

If you are looking to get a realistic hospital role-playing experience then I suggest checking them out. When you are in the hospital lobby there is a sign you can click on for rules, information, & how to become a part of the group.

As for my real life stuff all one can really do is cross their fingers & hope for the best.

No “Captain Trips.”

No Zombies.

“Tipsy” Cerulean 

Pub Crawl

St. Patty’s Day is almost upon us. Time to pull out your green & get to pub crawling.

To help you on your quest for a virtually drunken holiday here are a few pubs to get you started. To find your own pubs to celebrate use the keywords “Irish Pub” in the Second Life Search.

Evermores Irish Pub (M)

I LOVE You Beer!

Lily’s Irish Pub (M)

Can I Get Another Round Here?

Malone’s Pub (M)

It's Just You & Me Beer!

Good luck on your pub crawl!

“Tipsy” Cerulean

Kermit Was Wrong

It’s not that hard being green.

I think Kermit was having some depression issues when he wrote that song. Green is the color of the leaves. Spring. We know that. It’s also the color of St. Patty’s Day, one of the BEST holidays of the year.

If you’ve got a lot of Irish in you then you get to celebrate your heritage.

If you’re a traditionalist then you actually pay attention to what Saint Patrick’s Day was meant to be.

If you’re like me & have Irish heritage but are not known for anything saintly, except for St. Bishop, then you have a fondness for kegs & eggs, green beer, & Irish whiskey.

To get prepared for St. Patty’s Day Second Life style I thought I would share a few SLurls that involve celebrating your inner Irish.

One of the most popular & most visited areas when it comes to travel & celebrating St. Patty’s Day is the Dublin Sim (Mature). Around St. Patty’s Day this place will get PACKED full of people visiting the pub or just wanting to explore.

Stopping Off For A Quick One.

I wandered away from the crowd who was rezzing into the pub & wandered down Grafton Street during my visit. The place is huge so take your time while visiting.

Next I happened upon this place dubbed “Quiet Irish Parkland” on accident while using the search keyword “Irish”. There are paths to hike, poseballs to do pose stuff on, as well as other hidden things to explore. I did wander into one area that informed me there were cottages to rent, as well as a warning to stay out of private property. None of the houses I came upon were for rent. I also could not find out how much rent was.

Bah Indeed!

It is very beautiful with its many paths & water. I, personally, got a kick out of the sheep in various areas. I don’t know why but they just made me laugh.

I did want to point out something I found while exploring areas marked “Irish” in Second Life. One place that claimed to be an Irish pub had this outside of it.

Irish Shark?

Yes. Beware of the shark people. 

Because they had a shark that could attack other avatars it made me wonder how many shark attacks actually happen in Ireland.

According to internet research I could only find a wiki answers page there have only been five reported shark attacks in Ireland. No sources cited so I have absolutely no clue if this is correct. Where there be ocean there be shark I guess.

Way to go for getting me off topic Second Life.

I hope that these two places help you on your travels to find something Irish on Second Life.

“Tipsy” Cerulean

Dress was purchased at Riddle (Lace Dress: Green 75L) They currently have a display in the front of the store with green items for St. Patty’s Day.

 

Virtual Cow Manners Manual

Christmas Cow (No matter the season it’s always HO HO MOO with Christmas cow) & I have been considering writing a virtual book together. Since Christmas Cow has been doing very well with is manners we thought that a book of cow manners was in order. After much drinking & mooing we decided to share a few of our ideas for the book.

Bet you didn’t know that Christmas Cow could drink any barn yard animal under the table. Just ask Easter Goat. He’s still in pain.

Moo & Thank You: A Book Of Virtual Cow Manners

DO: Be Polite When You Are A Guest In Someones Home

DON’T: Try To Eat Your Host/Hostess House Plants

Get The HELL Off My Houseplant!

DO: Always Ask To Be Excused From The Dinner Table

DON’T: Stick Your Head In The Cole Slaw

My Dinner!!!

DO: Wipe Your Hoofs Before Entering House

DON’T: Put Hoof Prints On The Ceiling

Come Down From There!

DO: Always Knock Before Entering

DON’T: Use Someones Bed Without Asking

Gasp!

I think that Christmas Cow & I might have a virtual book hit on our hands.

What do you think?

“Tipsy” Cerulean

Reading The Riot Act

There are a few things I want to point out before I get into todays worlds of virtual wisdom. I say a lot of mean things but in my mind I am not being mean. I am never trying to be malicious to an individual, place, or thing. I’m giving my personal opinion on how I see it. I’m honest in my writing. If I hate your shit I hate your shit & I will tell the world I hate it. If I love you then honey I will share it with everyone who can hear me.

This is what they call reviewing. You cannot successfully review anything if you cannot give an honest opinion. Sometimes its harsh but it is what we is. We deal with things, we change them, we try to do better. It’s all I ask.

I call a bunch of people SLupid but, holy hell, you see what I am looking at. It’s horrible. The clubs I give bad reviews on. The places I pan in an insanely critical way. It’s all how I see it. Writing a review is not about pleasing the masses. It’s about actually reviewing something & giving your honest/no holds bar opinion on them. We write. We pan. We love. It’s what we do.

If I wasn’t honest then I am not being true to myself. I’m not being true & fair to everyone who reads this prim backwoods answer to the nice blogs of Second Life.

With that being said I am going to write something nice tonight. It’s not forced. It’s true to the heart because,with everything I write, I write what I feel.

In the Haus O’ Tipsy, in real life, there has been in massive discussions about bullying & being true to who you are. With all of the things people see in the news you would think that bullying would be a dying torture but it really isn’t. I deal, on a weekly basis, with bullying issues in various forms. It’s wrong that one has to deal with not wanting to follow the norm but be themselves only to get picked on & bullied all the time. In this household we don’t just step outside the box we fucking blow that shit up, light it on fire, then make origami out of its caricus. To hell with societies “norms”. Each of us is a unique individual with different styles, tastes, & ways of living. We don’t judge you on who you are. We support each others choices. We only ask that you respect & love those that surround you.

How exactly does discussing real life fit in with Second Life?

It absolutely does! 

There is a person behind each avatar you meet. The busted ho you see in the dirtiest places on Second Life to the high fashion turned up nose bitch you run into at the high L$ establishment is actually a real individual. They have real feelings. People may say that nothing bothers the person sitting behind “The mask” of a virtual identity but they really don’t know.

A rude elder scolding a “newbie” for “duck walking” across a store by calling them out on their “newness”. A new resident calling an older resident “yesterdays avatar..get with the program”. 

There is no need to establish lines. The old help the new get their “sea legs” while the new bring in fresh ideas to keep our world alive. The “elders” have the knowledge of what worked & what doesn’t while helping to bring new blood into a dying virtual world. There shouldn’t be a reason to be uppity & “beyond your realm of being” because, for fucks sake, everyone needs someone, be it young or old, to bring ideas into the mix. Don’t knock it before you kick the box over & devour it.

It makes me sad to deal with the real life bullying issues that make me want to cry because people are such fucking pricks to their fellow human beings. Virtually I get angry & aggressive because I feel that people are dismissed because they are not a “SLebutard” or are different.

Or the fact that they cannot give anyone the validation or love they need to feel good about themselves.

I told you I tell it like it is.

Give people a damn chance. Different is good. It should be celebrated. It should never be instantly judged. You never know who will surprise you.

As for the mean things I say when I write my SLupidity articles…it’s called “reading a bitch“. Look it up if you don’t know what I’m talking about. We also NEVER use names due to the fact that no one deserves to be harassed.

Keep it truthful. Keep it real. Never compromise yourself.

“Tipsy” Cerulean 

I want to add a few links to sites that help those that have been bullied. Being a person deals with bullying issues constantly I feel it is important to spread the word to help anyone who has had problems.

Stop Bullying

Cope With Bullying With Children

It Gets Better

King Of Mean

I am the Queen of the virtual mean. 

Don’t believe me then read the last mean thing I wrote.

Pretty mean eh?

If I am the queen of prim meanness then it must mean that I have a King. Someone that goes above & beyond to completely rip something virtually apart when it is warranted.

Trust me.

It’s warranted.

Please welcome “St.” Bishop who is our writer of the week. He is the type of person who will give you his honest opinion no matter how harsh it may be. I gave him two photos of a prime SLupidity Candidate. Here is what he had to say.

May I present to you…Ms. Piggly Wiggly Dumpster Skank.

What The Fuck Is Up With Your Gloves?

I am trying to wrap my head around your insanely large boobs that sag in your dollar store tube top. Did you plan on having nasty sagging milk bags or did they just fall under their cartoon proportioned weight?

Has anyone ever told you that you have football player shoulders?

Your 1950s french maid outfit screams soccer mom fantasy.

“Oh honey you never want to do me anymore.”

 Good thing you remembered the tiara. Instead of skank I really should just dub thee “Queen Of The Toilet Cleaning.”

I feel some need to fucking remind you that it’s 2012. 1985 was a long while ago yet someone forgot to tell your hair this. Your bangs are so fucking big I could surf on them. 

What the fuck is wrong with your foot? You have bulimia feet!

How the hell can a person have bulimia feet?

What's Crackin'?

Tiny Feet + Fat Ass = Scientific Impossibility

Somewhere in the universe Newton is weeping.

How the hell are you keeping that white bow on your back? Did you glue it? Did someone forget to wash their back & it’s blossomed from a skankcapade into a cheap piece of lace? 

You people who cannot figure out what looks good & what doesn’t make me want to kick your prim dog. 

“St.” Bishop

I want to thank Bishop for taking time out of his schedule to check out these two photos for me. His head shaking & mumbling of “What the fuck was this lady thinking?” was priceless.

“Tipsy” Cerulean

Definition Of SLupidity: Word created by “Tipsy” Cerulean

Something insanely stupid that can be found on Second Life. Something that makes your head sometimes hit your desk in awe.

SLupid, SLupidly.

“Your cheap ass skank maid outfit makes you look SLupid.”

Tipsy’s Got The Funk

Baby…Tipsy has been in a funk & I don’t mean the musical kind.

My brain is completely filled full of blah meh-ness this week.

Oh Look! The sun is shining Tipsy!

Blah..whatever.

Isn’t this super puffy kitten who can sing while tap dancing the cutest?

Meh.

It’s been pretty much the same all week on Second Life. Meh to wandering around. Blah to the constant reminder that Second Life is turning into something that is no longer a creative universe. It’s become more of a virtual mall with which to buy crap.

Honey…you really don’t need another tight ass black dress with your booty hanging out. We’ve ALLLL seen your booty already in the FIVE HUNDRED other similar dresses you’ve bought from other stores.

That was a slam on people who buy the same dress from different designers AND the people who design the same dress that EVERY other store already has. Just in case you didn’t get it.

See!

Even my “Queen Of Virtual Mean” isn’t just mean it’s more I will mega prim a bitch for touching my car.

Yes. We’ve hit a critical level here folks.

To combat my the horrible depressed funk I’ve been in I’ve decided to do what I do best this weekend while I write about SLhit…Prim Shit…Stuff…around the grid.

How?

By getting all mixology up in here.

Tipsy Gives Good Head. Talking about BEER You Perverts!

I am going to stop wanting to throw prim chairs at some of  the crappy places I’ve come across lately. I’m going to TRY not to have this urge to bite off a club hosts head that thinks “WOOOOOOOOOOO” is a GREAT WAY to get a crowd motivated.

Probably not but it really sounds nice when I at least say I’ll attempt it.

I am going to take the weekend to do something for myself, make really great fancy cocktails, & try to relax.

Oh..and edit a guest blogger’s stuff. Trust me. It’s wicked.

“Tipsy” Cerulean

SLupidity #17

This weeks SLupidity was found in an area that was super laggy. Things were slowly coming into focus & this cream of the crap crop just would not rez completely in for me. This makes me sad because I am assuming, from what I could already see, the whole package would have been a slam dunk of SLupidity.

Since I couldn’t risk waiting for them to load all the way, which was a good thing as they left within a minute, I had to press on & report this sighting to you.  In all of it’s grey yet scary glory. I have blocked out the background to protect the innocents surrounding this KERPLOW ASSSSSSS.

Yes. It’s that damn big.

She looks like Sarg. Hookers Lonely Ass Club Band.

It’s that damn bad.

Let me present to you Ms. Super Ass

Name That Ass!

This ass is so damn big that it is slowly eating away at her arm. First your fingers disappear. Then your hand. Pretty soon you have nothing left but a stump because your lag ass needs to eat. I’ve said this before & I’ll say it again.

Friends don’t let friends lose body parts over hungry asses.

I could have sworn that the lady next to her, who had her own ass crack thing, may have put a prim purse on this chicks ass shelf at one point during the trip.

Ms. Super Ass had some weird poses going on. It looked like some strange sort of aerobic dance going on. We stretched . We reached. We worked it baby.

Move Your Body!

Warning!

If you are afraid of body parts eating hands then look away. If you have nightmares of your naughty bits turning on you then turn away.

Do it now before it’s too late!

Still here?

Good.

I warned you!

Might Want To Put Some Cream On That Damn Shit!

Do you remember that those things in the Matrix that attacked the people? You know. Those diggy things (Technical term). Her arm reminds me of those things. It looks like it’s digging into her…. well…you know.

Is there anything more I need to say?

I didn’t think so.

“Tipsy” Cerulean

Definition Of SLupidity: Word created by “Tipsy” Cerulean

Something insanely stupid that can be found on Second Life. Something that makes your head sometimes hit your desk in awe.

SLupid, SLupidly.

“I can’t believe how SLupid you look with a big ass & spikes on your shoulders.”

Festival Lag Whores

Stop it!

Just fucking stop it already!

I should really back track & start from the top. There are currently a lot of different festivals on Second Life that are either going on right now or coming up real soon. In the past I’ve written some mean-spirited festival related posts calling them “lag fests” or other such words (You can check out one of MANY examples I’ve given in the past HERE). I’ve called out those who cannot seem to get it through their little virtual brains that wearing an INSANE AMOUNT OF ITEMS does not help out anyone attempting to visit a festival. I’ve decided to just start calling you festival lag whores to lump you all together in a general pain in the ass blob.

There are three things that bother me about shopping related festivals on Second Life.

1. One exclusive item at a fest in a store when I can just go buy the rest at your other store.

2. Exclusive fest items that will be available for purchase at store/marketplace after the fest is done.

3. Sheer crap selections

I am not, amazingly enough, out to attack these three things this time around. 

Hell may have just froze over.

This time around I am purely attacking residents who have been on long enough to know better than to show up at any Second Life festival wearing hair, prims, aos, jewelery, purses, shoes, & whatever else they can cram onto their bodies. We do not give a shit what you are wearing. People are there for one reason. To shop. To see the festival. To experience what is being offered. I am making the cut off from not being educated to just being plain rude at one year. One year as a resident who has figured out how to do multiple things on Second Life. You should know better.

Harsh? Maybe. But I’m calling it at one year.

There is this little thing called ARC (Avatar Rendering Cost) that will tell you just how much it costs to render your avatar. You can find this under the advanced menu. If you can’t figure out how to do this look it up on the Second Life Wiki. That’s what it’s there for.

I will give you a quick idea of what the ARC number colors mean. Green is good. Orange isn’t so hot. Red is bad. You don’t want to have an ARC that is red while walking around a virtual festival. It makes it harder on you as well as the people around you.

I was able to get my avatar down to 1000 ARC to attend a currently ongoing festival called “Festival Of Sin“. I took off all of my prim attachments (Shoes, hair, etc) as well as my AO. So what if you duck walk. No one cares. I’ve taken a picture of myself to show you as an example.

Do What You Have To Do

Sadly I was unable to catch a person who I saw that happened to have a 185409 Avatar Rendering Cost.

185409? 

Holy Shit!

I did, however, catch these two who couldn’t even move from the spot they were standing (I should say preening like peacocks) because their ARC is so damn high. I wrote them a letter to go with the picture.

Letter To The Rude

Bottom line?

Don’t be an asshole.

I do want to say that the “Festival Of Sin” is an interesting fest with a great approach at attempting to stop the lag whores from ruining the experience for everyone else. When you teleport into the start location there is a notecard that will be given to you. It is CLEARLY MARKED that you should read it. It will inform you that when you try to walk into the various areas from the teleport there is a field that will turn green if your ARC is good. If it isn’t good it will turn red & yell at you. It is really nice to see them try to educate people who attend & get them to make the experience pleasant to everyone.

Too bad everyone I saw while I was there…twice mind you…either didn’t read the notecard, ignored the red gate warning, or just didn’t give a shit.

Except for one person I saw my second time around. (I am currently clapping for you. Thanks for stripping down!)

One day, maybe, people will pay attention, take the time to educate themselves, & stop being rude.

Till then all we can really do is call them out on it.

“Tipsy” Cerulean

P.S. The areas of the Festival Of Sin are greed, envy. sloth. gluttony. vanity. wrath. lust. This is an adult festival. It goes until March 3rd.

While I wandering around the one area a prim avatar popped up in front of me, followed me around, & kept asking me to have sex with it. While its junk was hanging out. Too freaking funny. I got a picture of it to show y’all.

Will You Have Sex With Me?